tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:/posts Smooth Sailing Podcast 2017-06-27T18:45:19Z tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1166640 2017-06-26T17:09:04Z 2017-06-27T18:45:19Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 048: Stepford Audience

6/26/2017

Slather on some sunscreen and jump on the yacht with us!

Our picks:

The Twitter:

Alternate titles for this episode:

  • Late For Disco
  • Countdown Math

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1164610 2017-06-19T17:09:01Z 2017-06-27T17:46:29Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 047: Unlandscaped Glory

6/19/2017

It's more fun to be surprised by the choices, right? Moving forward, I'm just going to post our names (which you can click on to get to our Twitter accounts) and the link to the video of the song we choose (which you can wait until after you listen to click on so you don't ruin the surprise)!

This week, we welcome back Smooth Sailing host emeritus, Oliver Rockside!

The Twitter:



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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1162241 2017-06-12T17:09:03Z 2017-06-21T16:25:48Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 046: This Is Whatever This Is

6/12/2017

The choices:

The Twitter:



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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1159848 2017-06-05T17:09:03Z 2017-06-06T23:47:36Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 045: Pantless Yachting Works Every Time

6/5/2017

The choices:

Sadly, we forgot to discuss:

  • The fact that both of these songs start basically the same way.
  • The flute in "A Woman Needs Love (Just Like You Do)" is yachty sweet!

Bonus link:

The Twitter:


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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1157344 2017-05-29T17:09:01Z 2017-06-05T02:45:41Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 044: More Debatable Yachting

5/29/2017

Jasen brings us the melodious sounds of "Deep Inside My Heart" while Jason unrolls a Tums as he stares at his empty Big Mac box and says "Look What You've Done to Me" on an all new episode of the podcast that will never body slam a reporter, at least as long as there are witnesses present.

This podcast has one of those Twitter things @smoothsailingpc and we sometimes remember to use it. Sometimes!

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1155281 2017-05-22T17:09:02Z 2017-05-25T06:27:21Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 043: Twonight

5/22/2017

Who'll be the fool tonight? Probably Jason, as usual! Then Jasen calls Dominos and says, "I'd really love to see you tonight, if you are covered in pepperoni and extra cheese."

This podcast has one of those Twitter things @smoothsailingpc and we sometimes remember to use it. Sometimes!


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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1153592 2017-05-15T17:09:02Z 2017-05-17T20:34:34Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 042: Naughty-cal

5/15/2017

If You Should Sail with Jasen and the Solid Gold Dancers, everyone will be talking about it in three months and Jason has Sad Eyes because he heard that the sun's disappearin'! Turn up your speakes and get ready for yock rot at its finest in this all new episode of the podcast that is digitally enhanced with the finest artificial seafood seasonings. 


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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1151880 2017-05-08T17:09:01Z 2017-05-08T17:09:02Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 041: Holy Oliver Triad of Yacht Rock

5/8/2017

In this episode, you'll wonder where Heavy D went while Jason steers the yacht out to Thunder Island and Jasen shows off his romantic side by proclaiming that Love Will Keep Us Together.

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1149960 2017-05-01T17:09:04Z 2017-05-02T15:18:49Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 040: Easy Stealin'

5/1/2017

Welcome to season two of Smooth Sailing as we return to the yacht for a summer of smooth hits that are mostly yacht with a bit of controversial nacht sneaking in from time to time.

In this episode, Jasen is amazed by the large hair in "Easy" while Jason spins "Steal Away" per the request of Doug. Plus, special guest Heavy D returns with some slight giggling.

Alternative titles for this episode were:

  • Slight Giggling
  • Funk by association
  • Crank it, Bill! He's dying!
  • So not yacht rock
  • We're heard too much of this
  • Youdontknowmeleavemealone.com

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1148728 2017-04-24T17:09:01Z 2017-04-24T17:09:02Z No new episode this week (4/24/2017)!

Stay subscribed! We're back on the yacht Monday, May 1st!

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1146941 2017-04-17T17:09:04Z 2017-04-17T17:09:04Z Smooth Sailing Special Presentation: SGMR Special #2: The Not-So-Good Side of Kiss

Instead of leaving the feed empty this week (Smooth Sailing returns May 1st), we're presenting part two of Jasen and Oliver Rockside discussing KISS!

Part one is available at: http://www.aliencg.com/podcast/special-1-the-good-side-of-kiss
KISS Unplugged on YouTube

Heaven's On Fire video

The Final Album List according to Oliver:
  • Alive!
  • Destroyer
  • Rock 'N' Roll Over
  • Love Gun
  • Alive II

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1144912 2017-04-10T17:09:03Z 2017-05-02T15:18:49Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 039: Fast Cars and Blonde Wigs

4/10/2017

Important announcement: This is our final Nacht Rock episode until fall! We're taking the rest of April off but stay subscribed. We'll be back on yacht May 1st to take you though the summer in style!

Links:

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1142755 2017-04-03T17:09:05Z 2017-05-02T15:18:49Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 038: Dare to Eat Rocky Road in Paradise

4/3/2017

Here's some songs from a guy we both like.

Dare to 

Eat 

Rocky Road in 

Paradise


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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1141400 2017-03-27T17:09:05Z 2017-03-27T17:09:06Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 037: Smells like addiction

3/27/2017

Jasen tries to figure out what that smell is and Jason does his best to coerce a confession out of a serial killer in the latest episode of the podcast that tastes like the school glue you ate in second grade.


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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1139215 2017-03-20T17:09:06Z 2017-03-20T17:09:07Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 036: Stupid Regrets

3/20/2017

We go to the Nineties this week so Jason discusses all of his angsty Nineties regrets in detail while Jasen spent most of the decade hanging out with one Stupid Girl after another on this exciting episode of the podcast that tastes like a flat can of New Coke (aka Coke II).

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1136667 2017-03-13T17:09:02Z 2017-03-13T17:09:02Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 035: Epic Suitcases

3/13/2017

Jasen makes an Epic pick this week while Jason decides to Talk It Over through a potato or at least that's how it sounds.

Special link: 

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1135267 2017-03-06T18:09:01Z 2017-03-06T18:09:01Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 034: Cum On Feel The Oates

3/6/2017

Our intro blurb writer is on vacation this week.

Jason enjoys a nice bowl of Oates while Jasen feels the noize


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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1133458 2017-02-27T18:09:04Z 2017-03-01T22:30:38Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 033: Squeaky Hammer

It was too early to stay on the yacht, silly people. We're back on the sofa with two songs sure to make you A) puke B) dance C) head to the fridge for some string cheese. It's up to you.

Jasen time travels to 2018 and blames it on Devo when he yells (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction into the drive-thru speaker at McDonald's and Jason is living the Wild Wild Life of middle age with Talking Heads.

Links:

In his podcast Are 'Friends' Electric?, official Friend of the Podcast (FOTP) Oliver Rockside talks about Devo in episode one and Talking Heads in episode 5.

Posted 2/27/2017

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1131973 2017-02-20T18:09:03Z 2017-02-20T18:09:04Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 032: I Oughta Be Illegal

We return to yacht rock with special guest Anthony Marco stepping in for Jason this week!

Anthony pulls Whenever I Call You "Friend" by Kenny Loggins and Stevie Nicks out of the choppy waters and Jasen gets pinched by an angry hermit crab humming "Guilty" by Barbra Streisand and Barry Gibb.

Posted 2/20/2017

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1129777 2017-02-13T18:09:03Z 2017-02-13T18:09:04Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 031: Is He Still Breathing?

We welcome special guest Heavy D this week as we take on two songs that are covers AND have a country in common. We love themes, don't we?

Jason's pick this week is They Don't Know by Tracey Ullman. We highly suggest that you also check out the excellent original version by Kirsty MacColl.

Jasen's pick this week is Our Lips are Sealed by Fun Boy Three.

Posted 2/13/2017

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1127993 2017-02-06T18:09:03Z 2017-02-06T18:09:04Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 030: Energy, Good Vibes, Orangutans, and Tubbs

Two cops in trendy clothes. Three podcasters with working microphones. Let's do this.

Click here to listen to the pre/mid/and post show on The Garbagecast Episode 32!

Links for Jason's pick:

Links for Jasen's pick:

Links for MMD's pick:

Posted 2/6/2017

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1125839 2017-01-30T18:09:06Z 2017-01-30T18:09:06Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 029: Tang on the rocks

One man. Two songs. The twenty-ninth installment of the podcast that Donald Trump describes as sad.

Links for Jasen's pick:

Links for Jason's pick:

Link to the artist's official website

Posted 1/30/2017

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1124260 2017-01-23T18:09:02Z 2017-01-23T18:09:02Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 028: Double Irish and Dutch Sandwich

This episode is certified dinosaur-free. You're welcome.

Links for Jason's pick:

Links for Jasen's pick:

Posted 1/23/2017

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1122216 2017-01-16T18:09:04Z 2017-01-16T18:35:17Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 027: No way he's a Neville

Starting with this episode, we add a bit of mystery. Instead of listing the songs we are choosing, you can listen along and find out (SURPRISE)! The links below will still correspond with each song if you want to see the videos and visit the websites of the chosen artists. Enjoy!

Links for Jasen's pick:

Links for Jason's pick:

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1120936 2017-01-09T18:09:01Z 2017-01-09T18:09:01Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 026: Down Under the Crazy Oates

It's 2017 and it's time to get nachty with some nacht rock that will keep you warm on a cold, winter day.

Jason's pick this week: "Crazy" by Icehouse

Jasen's pick this week: "Down Under" by Men at Work

Posted 1/9/2017


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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1115175 2016-12-25T13:09:02Z 2016-12-25T13:09:02Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 025: Christmas Special 2016, Part Two

Merry Christmas from us-uns to you-uns!

You can reach Santa J here.

You can reach Jason the Snowman here.

We're taking a week off so no episode on Monday, January 2nd, 2017. 

We'll be back with all-new shenanigans (meaning the same old schtick) on Monday, January 9th, 2017!

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1115172 2016-12-19T18:09:05Z 2016-12-19T18:09:06Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 024: Christmas Special 2016, Part One

It's time for part one of our probably going to be an annual thing Christmas special.

Enjoy the sounds of the season, yacht not required.

You can reach Santa J here.

You can reach Jason the Snowman here.

Part Two drops on Christmas Day and it will probably be the best present you get!

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1113774 2016-12-12T18:09:05Z 2016-12-12T18:09:05Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 023: Actors Aweigh

Oliver Rockside joins Jasen this week for a very special episode of Smooth Sailing which will touch your heart so much that you'll finally send that check to Sally Struthers so she can feed those kids.

Oliver's pick this week: "Think It Over" by Cheryl Ladd

Jasen's pick this week: "Heartbeat" by Don Johnson

Posted December 12, 2016

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1111827 2016-12-05T18:09:05Z 2016-12-13T22:44:33Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 022: Pan and Scan

They were an American rock band from Athens, Georgia.

We are two chumps with cheap microphones speaking into computers.

Jasen's pick this week: "Shiny Happy People" by R.E.M.

Jason's pick this week: "Imitation of Life" by R.E.M.

Posted 12/5/2016

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tag:smoothsailingpodcast.com,2013:Post/1110856 2016-11-28T18:09:04Z 2016-11-28T18:09:04Z Smooth Sailing Podcast 021: Bichartual

Another exciting "off the yacht" episode overflowing with spite and the always present awareness of plant feelings.

Jason's pick this week: "Stranger in My House" by Ronnie Milsap

Jasen's pick this week: "Gloria" by Laura Brannigan

Click here for all of your talking plant needs!

Posted 11/28/2016

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